Watching the Pervert Parade Go By - Part One
Facebook is a goldmine of oddities and weirdos. The sight of a 65 year old, opsec oblivious Grandmother going off on a bizarre tirade about ‘tree rats’ between sharing AI images of Jesus embracing an abandoned puppy never gets old. So I figured we could immortalize monkeys molesters as their literal mask off worst in an ongoing series of articles.
If they have a name and face, and they’ve said some weird shit, there’s a place for them here.
Let’s get going.
Jen Broadnax of Fort Marshall, Texas survived Cancer so she could go on to trash talk infant macaques over the Internet.
As a five week old wild animal is submerged in freezing water, she licks Cheeto dust off her fingers, a smile spreads across her face; “Not so big now, huh?”
The interior hellscape that is her mind seems to enjoy the idea of a weeks old, tortured animal got uppity at some point and is now getting its just dessert’s. It’s not enough that she just watches the abuse, she wants to be heard from the peanut gallery, making her delight known as justice against baby macaques being served.
Carlo wants to squeeze. That’s his thing. Imagine that face coming towards you, hands outstretched. Barely able to contain his excitement. Imagine being so into the idea of squeezing a baby monkey that you can’t keep it to yourself, you need to find like minded squeeze freaks.
He looks kind of like this guy.
Although ‘Thatsoddinggamer’ is an eccentric YouTuber, popular for his Katana reviews. He is not known to have squeezed any small animals.
Just not very nice.
“Hey, Troy, it’s been a while, what’s happening?”
“Ah you know the usual, there’s this month old stump tail that’s been giving me a hard time. Check this out, I called him an ugly big head.”
It needs its hard drive checking immediately.
Anyway this was just a test run to see what the substack app it’s like. And I think it’s safe to say I’ll be sticking to desktop.